The Top Ten Lesson Learned While Driving in LA
10. Rain makes everyone drive terribly.
9. The 405 is always a parking lot.
8. Anyone in a Mercedes drives like a douche.
7. Prius drivers think they can out race everyone else.
6. A Tesla is the new IT car.
5. Burbank is better for Airport pickup than LAX.
4. An Offensive Driver is a Defensive Driver.
3. Never get in an accident with someone who has Julio’s Insurance.
2. You need to be up to 65 mph by the time you get to the on ramp.
1. Turn signals will make everyone speed up.
James D Creviston