The Top Ten 2017 New Years Resolutions In America
10. Find a way to blend into Trump’s America.
9. Not make Trump Meme’s.
8. Sleep for the next 8 years.
7. Learn to speak like a southerner.
6. Become a Vegan Doomsday Prepper.
5. Move to another country.
4. Buy a gas mask for protesting.
3. Study 1984 to see how to survive.
2. Have a job where I can work from home.
1. Wake up and find that 2016 was a nightmare.
James D Creviston