Top Ten Things Things Heard On Thanksgiving
10. Why is this parade so long?
9. The turkey is dry.
8. Who makes stuffing like this?
7. What the heck is wrong with the gravy?
6. Really? Really Ref?
5. I did not see any olives.
4. How long until the food is ready?
3. Man, I am stuffed.
2. Is the Eggnog the “good” kind?
1. At least I got Sweet Potato Pie.
James D Creviston