Top Ten Reasons To Vote in 2016
10. You want to stop hearing debates.
9. Bernie Sanders told you to.
8. So you can vote for the first woman President, Jill Stein.
7. So a pumpkin can be President.
6. So an uncaring robot can be President.
5. To make sure Gary Johnson does not become President.
4. To write in Bernie Sanders.
3. To get the first centerfold First Lady.
2. To get the first, First Man.
1. So you get a cool I Voted Sticker.
James D Creviston