Top Ten Things Bernie Sanders Would Have Said In The Debates
10. Donald is the problem. He has only ever helped good looking women.
9. Our government belongs to all of us, and not just the hairless billionaires.
8. We need an economy that works for all, not just the ones who get loans from Daddy.
7. We can’t allow racism and xenophobia to be peddled as progress or good TV.
6. Climate change is real, caused by human activity and the Chinese.
5. Nobody who works 40 hours a week should live in poverty and no one named Trump should be a billionare.
4. I may have bad hair, but at least it’s real.
3. Orange may be the new black, but it should not be a President.
2. Mr. Trump tear down the Taj Mahal!
1. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do to change the country.
James D Creviston