Dear Squatty Potty,
I had to write this open letter to you. I wanted to tell you that you changed my life. Not only mine, but my entire family. I love your product, from the moment I first found it I knew that I had to have one. As a toilet reader you product has has revolutionized how I read and go to the bathroom. I used to have my legs fall asleep but now I can spend an hour or more reading away the day on the throne of the house.
You made the impossible very possible. You also made it fun. And by fun I mean you made one of the best commercials I have ever seen.