This week I will try my hand at news headlines and my funny reactions to them, if you stick with this blog through the end of June you will see growth and eventually a steady flow in weekly posts. I am hoping that news and monologue style jokes will gain traction and I will get funnier and you will enjoy them more.
Here are this weeks Weird News:
‘I think I can take him:’ mayor challenges college wrestler. Like any politician he was too slippery to be held.
X-ray machine foils attempt to sneak iguana into courthouse. That’s one way to show everyone your lizard.
San Diego Zoo panda has incurable heart problem, like most Chinese men its because of lack of female companionship.